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15th-Feb-2009 03:44 am - [ Observation ]
 Sitting upon Gilbert's desk waiting to be destroyed before Gilbert can read it
(since ya know, not getting these things is the coolest thing ever apparently.)
Is a card.
Front
Inside.

By the way, Schro is the best drawer ever.
Ever.
 

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23rd-Jan-2009 07:54 pm - [ Voice Post of wtf-ery ]
Haaaa! Ich learned about zoooooo much today!
Really!

It's like mein head vill explode at all the stuff Ich learned here at zis funny klein base!
It ist zo cozy here!
Ich feel right at home!

Oh-oh und Nata-mo--- erm...Nataku! Ich vill get back to you on zat talk about perhaps becoming mein best friend again 'Kay?

But! On to what Ich learned!

Ich- 'varrent Officer Schrodinger learned first hand oft 'za dangers of grenades being let off in- enclosed passages!

Uwhaa~ It 'ist 'zo much fun to watch! Oh oh vut don't worry Cotton ball Commander!
Ich only played rabbit hunting in Dilanda's barracks!
'Zo you can't get mad! Schrodinger ist guter Junge! Ja!

It 'vas very fun! Even better 'vhen limbs popped off like broken dolls- they were!
You should have 'zeen 'zhar faces!

Ohoh but Ich did accidentally blow mein-self up too,
'vhen za clip got stuck und Ich tried to yank it free.

Ich also learned that inhaling smoke from grenades ist kind oft painful.

Ich also learned that---!
Even grown men who are trained soldiers cry like zissy girlz vhen hurt! Und zhay throw up!
Vhen they see others of 'zhem all splattered around!

Weak stomachs yeah! Ich don't zee 'vhat the problem vas! You'd think 'zhay would have had 'vun too!

It's vun to play in war!

Oh vell~ Ich guess zome just can't appriciate a little horse playing-- ...
Huh... why do 'zhay call it horse playink' any'vay?

Ohohohoh! Ich also learn that Cottonball's weakness ist very big bear Russian!
Huhuhu how silly.

Mmmnnn Ohoh! I should go-- You see I saw a Maus skittering in zat armory und!
Ich vant to play a little vivisection!

Ahaha because learnink' ist fun!
20th-Jan-2009 08:12 am - [Voice post;]
Huhuhuuuu it looks like ich vill be stuck here for a 'vhile~
Mmnn could be 'vun ja.. ja.. maaaybe.

[Coughed under breath]
If zis doofus does what he plans anyvay.

Ah ah
hhh 'eeeey! Cottonball head! 'Vhere's the armory exactly~?

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24th-Dec-2008 02:08 am - [Mind-tripping into Nataku's.]
Nata-mousy Natamousy~

Your imaginary best friend has a favor to ask~!
16th-Nov-2008 05:19 am(no subject)
Wow-- this ist soooo cool!
12th-Nov-2008 05:09 am - [Voice post;] -
Uwah...! Zo! Ich vent to visit my Auntie but she  vasn't at home..Ich hope she didn't get offed or anything.

Uhnnn~ Oh oh! The sky's been looking kind oft vunny ja? It can't just be dis katze zeeing things- mein eyesight iz puuurfecto!
Oh yeeah Nata-mousy!! Ich liked those burgers! They were really greasy--!

Vas there something else to mention...? Ummnn... Oh ja..how could ich forget? Prince you are very impressive.

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This isn't fair! Ich don't like hiding in shadows! Und und getting scrapes! I'm not a alley katze!

This isn't so much fun. Lots of kids died-- but that's not fun either if I'm not there to watch! Tooooo quiet - tooooo quiet I want some fun again! Some excitement!
17th-Oct-2008 01:47 am - Meeow? Nyao? I dunno...
Haha! Government people actually DO -- do they're job ja?

I guess I have one reason to be thankful to the politician now.
Don't worry Nata-mousy! I'm going to see you REAL soon!
6th-Oct-2008 03:03 pm - Das ist nitch gut.
Waaaaaaah it ist so boooring! Laughing man hast been quiet! Auntie has been quiet-- even the screams at this circus seem quiet! Ich so booooooriiing! Und und worstofall!!11

Ich miss Nata-mousy.
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